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Ernest's last movie


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Towards the end of his days, Jim Varney, who portrays the titular Ernest, made a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
This being the final one, before he died, and presumably did indeed go to some manner ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 01, 2013



Burger King's getting creepy


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So, I was in a phase of doing odd things with pop-culture figures, and so I decided to utilize all the worst from the fast-food industry. The Burger King was already creepy, so I guess he's just telli... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



Grimace gets down


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Another in a series of oddities featuring fast-food characters doing things that, while not entirely unexpected, aren't featured prominently in the commercials and media.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



Grimaceopod


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Another in my series of fast-food character... things.
I call this the "Grimaceopod," because it just seems apt.

No, I don't know why. I don't think I owe you all any explanations, especially when... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



Robble my knobble


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Here's another fast-food character thing.
I have no more explanations for this, than the Grimace one. You're just going to have to learn to live with that.

I call this piece "Serial Robbla."

I ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



Mosaishaq


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I, uh, got into a brief period where I experimented with some pop-culture stuff. This is the Shaq mosaic, prominently featuring underpants from the movie "Kazaam," and a large quantity of meat.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 19, 2013



The Niggler


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What if one of Batman's oldest foes was a little less Machiavellian, and a lot more... well, obnoxious.

The use of Jim Carrey in this graphic is meant to emphasize that factor.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 15, 2013



GALLERY: Did you have a childhood?


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Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s. I did my own take. Click here to see it.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013



Honey I Took A Huge Dump


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The latest in Rock Moranis' series of films beginning with "Honey, I..." - it's "Honey, I Took A Huge Dump!"

It's a story about an eccentric inventor who manages to invent a revolutionary new kind ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 10, 2013



Roll Sleeves like an Asshole


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So, there was this guide to rolling up your sleeves that was put out by J. Bean or LL Crew or some yuppie-ass clothier, on how to roll your sleeves like a bro.
I made my own, more accurate reference.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 10, 2013



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