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We all know that in these uncertain times, we can always choose one candidate who stands for bricks of squishy, sugary deliciousness. Whose flavor endures long after the other candidates have lost all... (Click to see more)

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With the recent passing of Prince, people eager to fill that purple void in their lives have turned to science. But sometimes, in their rush, people can cause unforeseen consequences for not only them... (Click to see more)

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It's Urf Day again. So I got some handy-ass tips for you to consider when trying to make this Urf a better place. After all, this the only Urf we got, so you better pay attention. And remember: Urf Da... (Click to see more)

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They certainly don't make movies like they used to. In this classic film, an artist with tremendous talent but terrible gas issues must cope with the rigors of trying to win a painting contest and bec... (Click to see more)

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When the Shat and Ferris Bueller get together, we know filmmaking history is going to be made for more than just the mentioned reasons. What a time to be alive.... (Click to see more)

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Those nutty Japanese and their odd lust for whale meat have gotten themselves into trouble with the International Court of Justice again. I think this new ruling won't slow them down for long, knowing... (Click to see more)

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Following their success having the guy from Queen help them in their efforts to explore the cosmos, NASA and acclaimed rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd have teamed up for a lunar transport project. However, d... (Click to see more)

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I'm taking a stab at that cutting-edge journalism stuff. There's so much the public needs to be aware of, that often slips through the cracks of the mainstream media.... (Click to see more)

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There are few modern tragedies as sad as that of the ICP fan, or "juggalo," when said juggalo can't even juggle! However, for just pennies a day, you can provide them with the pins, balls, and lessons... (Click to see more)

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So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h... (Click to see more)