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Some songs have lyrics that are commonly confused for other things. The song "Baba O'Riley," by The Who, is not one of those songs. The song is often even referred to as "teenage wasteland," because "Baba O'Riley" makes no damn sense. However, you can sing these alternate words along with the song, and they'll fit perfectly.
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