Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

A lot of research and development goes in to making those smells that people put in expensive-ass candles these days.
However, like all research efforts, there are some that die on the laboratory floor before the public can ever get a whiff.
Sometimes, this is a good thing.