Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Advertising is difficult. It's not all highballs and adultery like in that "Mad Men" show. It's selling creativity, which has to in turn sell products.
As a result, not all the slogans that advertisers come up with... well, some of them just aren't any good.