Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
For a sweet Valentine's Day surprise, nothing beats the wholesome, mature character of a heaping handful of lovable, squirmy-wormy larvae!
"LARVA TODAY" magazine gives this suggestion a five-star rating, so you can't go wrong heeding the advice of a romantic magazine like that.