Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
I was going through my old trunks of childhood memories, and I found a Berenstain Bears book, which I have only recently discovered is long out of print. The reason it is out of print is because it deals with mature themes of non-consensual sodomy between Papa and his cubs.
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