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Tea Time!

Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which...

Posted: Apr. 25, 2018

Sick-Day Cocktails

It's cold and flu season again. Nobody likes being sick, but with these pick-me-up cocktails, you can not only manage your symptoms, but also get your swerve on at the same time. So next time you get ...

Posted: Nov. 16, 2016

Drinking Game #23

Do you like drinking games with ridiculous concepts and rules? Well, have I got something for you. This drinking game is a sure winner, and does not involve anything aside from intoxicants and Latin f...

Posted: Jun. 20, 2016

Cinco De Drinko

It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for ou...

Posted: May. 05, 2016

St. Patrick's Day Bingo

It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...

Posted: Mar. 17, 2016

Trayvon Martini

In an effort to be topical, I've decided to create a memorial drink for young Mr. Trayvon Martin, who was shot in the sweatshirt while 'rasslin with a very committed neighborhood watch guy.

It's de...

Posted: Sep. 01, 2013

Emancipate your thirst

When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!

With electro-lytes, and all manner of other...

Posted: May. 30, 2013

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