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Alternative Payment Methods





The original alternative payment methods....



Posted: Apr. 12, 2018

Rejected Slogans 3





Being in advertising means taking chances on ad campaigns. Being unconventional can mean total success or utter failure. Not everything can succeed...



Posted: Jul. 12, 2015


Save a cow





I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #40. Cows need saving.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....



Posted: Mar. 11, 2015

Fire Safety





Fire. Man's oldest foe. Capable of heating your mammoth meat, or burning down your whole village.

Even in modern times, where we have long since tamed fire, it can still cause great destruction and...



Posted: May. 14, 2014

Fire Safety #2





Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.

This one emphasizes that even if it's your twin brother, you can't let them mess around when it comes to being safe....



Posted: May. 14, 2014

Fire Safety #3





Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.

Significant others tend to become less significant if they don't respect safety rules, and suddenly they become smoldering skeletons on the floor,...



Posted: May. 14, 2014

Fire Safety #4





Numero cuatro in a series of fire safety posters.

At the office, it is incredibly important to make certain that your co-workers understand the benefits of remaining alive through constant vigilanc...



Posted: May. 14, 2014

Fire Safety #5





Another in a series of helpful tips about safety.

If you have children, then you know how important it is to educate them to be as safe as possible. Kids will be kids, but if they burn the house do...



Posted: May. 14, 2014

Fire Safety #6





Yet another in a series of helpful, informational fire safety posters.

Parenting is difficult, but un-charring corpses is more difficult. Instill proper respect for safety while they're still young...



Posted: May. 14, 2014

Ben Franklin: Dick Kicker!





You do not fuck with Ben Franklin. In addition to the Franklin Stove, he also invented kung fu and shotguns.

Coming this Xmas to a theater near you....



Posted: Sep. 05, 2013

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