Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a let-down.
This one however, has just the right combination of teen sex, severed body parts in corn syrup and plenty of foley sound effects that sound like someone drove a go-kart through a produce aisle at the supermarket.
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