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If they VAPE...





A new study from the US Department of Fish and Wildlife has confirmed what many people suspected for a long time now.

Yes, it seems that the chemicals found in your average vape vaper may contribut...



Posted: Sep. 11, 2017

That's Just Grape!





We all know that in these uncertain times, we can always choose one candidate who stands for bricks of squishy, sugary deliciousness. Whose flavor endures long after the other candidates have lost all...



Posted: Apr. 27, 2016

Whistle? Fuck a whistle!





Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.

That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when y...



Posted: Jan. 23, 2016

Keep on top of Tumblr





So, you're busy, and always on the go, but you love to be up on the latest social justice trends on Tumblr.

Just one problem: there are SO MANY to keep track of that it would take all day to find e...



Posted: May. 28, 2014

The Fucking Tree





I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ...



Posted: Feb. 17, 2012

Watermelon Rape





One of the United States' most inspiring historical figures, William Q. Dynamite, is asked what he would rather do than forcibly copulate with the woman shown here.

His hypothetical alternative pre...



Posted: Jan. 29, 2012

The Statutory Ape





Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a...



Posted: Nov. 06, 2011

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