Quote of the moment:
I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...
Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.
That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when you're on a Dixieland Booze Cruise and people look like they're packin' roofies.