Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Ok, I'm trying once again to make the most soulless, manipulative graphic possible, for the sheer sake of pulling traffic.
I'm not quite certain I've got the hang of it yet.
I think I somehow need to "go dumber."
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