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One-stop shopping for hurt



They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls....(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 24, 2018



Bottom 10 gift ideas



In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 25, 2017



Black Friday 2017



It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2017



Supermarket Stereotypes



I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the new...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 13, 2017



Black Friday 2016



It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you pla...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2016



Manic Organic



Buying organic. It's something everyone's getting into, but going into one of those organic stores can be a confusing debacle. How organic is too organic? Does organic really mean "made of organs?"

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Posted: Jan. 03, 2016



Wager of Despair



It's that time of year again. The time when shopping becomes a life-or-death competitive struggle, with varying results. Thrill and chill as your fellow man become ravenous beasts, hungry for merchand...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 26, 2015



Holiday Shopping Drone



Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.

However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.

In this...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2015









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