Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list....(Click to see more)
I had this idea that a cut disk of pizza could serve as a perfect replacement for all the standard-method garnishes usually found on a burger. Onions, tomatoes, mushrooms... they could all be added in...(Click to see more)
MC Hammer's tribute to Shaq. You see, back in the mid-90s, Hammer's star was fading, but Shaq was on the rise, and has yet to ever slow down. So, being the decent fellow that he was, Hammer decided to...(Click to see more)
Here's another fast-food character thing. I have no more explanations for this, than the Grimace one. You're just going to have to learn to live with that. I call this piece "Serial Robbla." I ...(Click to see more)
As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enoug...(Click to see more)
Now, while I didn't "create" this, per se, I did take a photograph someone took of a poster found in an elementary school library and digitally removed all the wrinkles in the paper(as best I could) a...(Click to see more)
