All articles containing: "fake"

Corn Hubs®

An associate of mine started making wraps with popcorn and cheese. A dubious concept, for sure, but even the oddest idea needs marketing. Also, I'm not all that sure this is really a bad idea...(Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 26, 2016

Kill Pickle!

Out of the depths of the... cucumber patch... comes a story of such evil that it could only be reserved for the most brave of viewers. The savage story of a man gone too far. Tune in this Halloween fo...(Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 13, 2016

Have a glass of...

'Tis the season to celebrate. I suggest pouring yourself a nice, tall glass of this stuff while you're watching all the movies they marathon on MLKing Day....(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 15, 2016

Summer Fresh!

Do you ever wonder how to make more mundane aspects of your life into something exciting? Well, don't we all, but usually, when we think of things, we don't think of feminine hygiene.

The good peop...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 25, 2015

Sour Snatch Kids?

I don't exactly know why I made this, but I did.
Sour Snatch Kids. Name says it all, I suppose....(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 30, 2013

Sex Toy Contest

So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 21, 2013

Lice: For Her!

When you really want to show her you care, nothing says lovin' like a gift-wrapped box of Lice: For Her!

Available wherever finer parasites and lesser vermin are sold....(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 13, 2013

Meat Tarts

Sometimes, you want the flavor of melt-in-your-mouth steak, but don't have the time to go to the steakatorium.
Well, that's where my new Meat Tarts™ come in!

Just pop 'em in the toaster, and in ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 07, 2013

Emancipate your thirst

When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!

With electro-lytes, and all manner of other...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 30, 2013

Martin Luther King Day!

Happy birthday to Martin Luther King, Junior.

We enjoy seeing the realization of your dream as a reality today! Your small wads of delicious mint filling, surrounded by a rich coating of dark choc...(Click to see more)