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I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
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Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...(Click to see more)
Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape. That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when y...(Click to see more)
Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s. Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...(Click to see more)