Quote of the moment:
Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.

Home is where the heart is, perhaps, but home is definitely where you'd probably rather use the john.
Here's a list of the relative comfort factors of various places to take a dump "in the wild." I'm sure I missed some particularly gruesome ones, but I think it's a well-rounded list, all the same.