It's PETA-approved!

Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename fish to "sea kittens," comes this chart of handy euphemisms for, ahem, personal time.

Posted: Sep. 18, 2019

Tags: peta, cause, poster, masturbation, animals