Quote of the moment:
I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
You can dance around it, you can make excuses, you can say it's okay if it's gourmet, or handmade by monks. You can claim there are exceptions for certain things like chicken nuggets or fries. Hell, you can adamantly get up-in-arms about your choice to consume the sickly-sweet tomato/vinegar concoction with great ferocity, but in your heart of hearts, you know I'm right. Ketchup is for children.
Created for SauceTown Magazine
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