Quote of the moment:
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies an infant in plastic wrap so she can resume partying. In other words, the famous "Jersey Baby" - but don't worry, it works in other states, too!
Tags: prom, dumpster, baby, plastic mummy