Quote of the moment:
Don't trust anyone who is capable of pounding straight maple syrup.
It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for our neighbors to the South, who don't really make much of a big deal about it, but WE KNOW how the French were, back in the day! They were relentless and hard to beat!
Eventually, I'll have made a bingo game for every drinking holiday, you just watch me.
Tags: mexico, cinco de mayo, drinking, bingo