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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
In the ever-escalating war between rival gangs, nothing is free from the influence. Not to be outdone by their enemies, even at the breakfast table, some gang science has created a fearsome new melon to combat the popularity of the delicious Blood Orange.
Will it work? Time will tell.