Quote of the moment:
Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?
In the ever-escalating war between rival gangs, nothing is free from the influence. Not to be outdone by their enemies, even at the breakfast table, some gang science has created a fearsome new melon to combat the popularity of the delicious Blood Orange.
Will it work? Time will tell.