Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!
It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside from a cream of something.
Ask for it by name!