Quote of the moment:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless you're in France. Then it gets... weird.

Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!
So, naturally, when I write my own children's books, they scratch below the surface, but are still a jolly, fun-to-read adventure for the wee 'uns.