Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.

Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!
So, naturally, when I write my own children's books, they scratch below the surface, but are still a jolly, fun-to-read adventure for the wee 'uns.