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Home of awful things you expect to only encounter in the bathrooms of 24-hour diners.
Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an education budget, so that's where Dr. Fuckbot's Sex Lesson Machine comes in.
Step-by-step, hands-on instruction for every student.
Truly the way of the future.