Quote of the moment:
Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?
Having passed the approval of my control group, I now submit my motivational poster to the general public. Unlike other motivational posters which are supposed to inspire you to achieve greater heights or not give up, this one has only one purpose: To inspire you to hurry up when using the can.
Instructions: Place at eye level across from a toilet and I guarantee it'll cut bathroom use times in half.
Tags: troll, motivational poster