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Jumpin' Gee-Horsey Farts!
Terror... Soviet style!
Two brave cosmonauts, Ivan Ivanovich and Sergei Ilyich, accompany the frozen body of Josef Stalin into orbit, in order to send his body into the cosmos and send a message to the capitalist West. However, a freak solar flare re-animates his body, and gives him super strength. Can the brave young explorers keep Stalin from forming the first Galactic Gulag, and imprisoning the entire solar system?
Coming this fall, to a theater near you!