Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
Everyone's favorite retailer of apparel for morbidly obese white trash, Big Dogs, have a shirt regarding bad attitudes. I decided to fuse it with the "doge" meme that's been floating around. I don't usually dabble in memes, but this was too fun to resist.
The original is this:
Yeah, it's pretty much like a deformity people voluntarily affix to their bodies.