Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Everyone's favorite retailer of apparel for morbidly obese white trash, Big Dogs, have a shirt regarding bad attitudes. I decided to fuse it with the "doge" meme that's been floating around. I don't usually dabble in memes, but this was too fun to resist.
The original is this:
Yeah, it's pretty much like a deformity people voluntarily affix to their bodies.