Quote of the moment:
I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.

So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.
No matter, I'll make my own cards, and they'll be great for awkward situations.
(I only made 2 or 3, because I lost interest, sorry)