Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
Another in my series of fast-food character... things.
I call this the "Grimaceopod," because it just seems apt.
No, I don't know why. I don't think I owe you all any explanations, especially when I have none, myself.
Yes, that is an orgy in the back.
Tags: grimace, mcdonalds, ronald mcdonald