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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.



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Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the street, he knows what he has to do, and this Christmas, tell the kids they're still getting a present, but "X GON' GIVE IT TO YA!"

Posted: Jul. 30, 2015



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