Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.
Finding his magical sleigh down the street, he knows what he has to do, and this Christmas, tell the kids they're still getting a present, but "X GON' GIVE IT TO YA!"