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Gift Ideas





Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...



Posted: Dec. 23, 2017

Favorite Celebrations





In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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Posted: Dec. 11, 2017

Frosty wants to see





You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...



Posted: Nov. 26, 2017

Bottom 10 gift ideas





In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...



Posted: Nov. 25, 2017

Bux Cup





So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...



Posted: Nov. 21, 2017

Shit Grandmas Say...





Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...



Posted: Nov. 06, 2017

Shit Grandmas Say...





Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...



Posted: Oct. 17, 2017

The Santa Closet





Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou...



Posted: Dec. 24, 2016

Holiday Shopping Drone





Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.

However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.

In this...



Posted: Nov. 24, 2015

Nazi or Nice





It's 1944, and there's been a crazy Christmas mix-up!

You see, Oskar Schindler and Santa Claus have gotten their lists switched.

Will the gifts be delivered on time?

Will Santa be visiting em...



Posted: Nov. 02, 2015

DMX-mas





Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the...



Posted: Jul. 30, 2015

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