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St. Cracktricks Day





Like many other humans, I also shop at various places for various goods. Some of those places boggle my mind with their product offerings. This is one such instance of that happening.

It should be ...



Posted: Mar. 14, 2018

Gift Ideas





Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...



Posted: Dec. 23, 2017

Favorite Celebrations





In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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Posted: Dec. 11, 2017

Frosty wants to see





You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...



Posted: Nov. 26, 2017

Bottom 10 gift ideas





In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...



Posted: Nov. 25, 2017

Bux Cup





So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...



Posted: Nov. 21, 2017

Shit Grandmas Say...





Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...



Posted: Nov. 06, 2017

Shit Grandmas Say...





Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...



Posted: Oct. 17, 2017

The Santa Closet





Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou...



Posted: Dec. 24, 2016

Holiday Shopping Drone





Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.

However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.

In this...



Posted: Nov. 24, 2015

Nazi or Nice





It's 1944, and there's been a crazy Christmas mix-up!

You see, Oskar Schindler and Santa Claus have gotten their lists switched.

Will the gifts be delivered on time?

Will Santa be visiting em...



Posted: Nov. 02, 2015

DMX-mas





Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the...



Posted: Jul. 30, 2015

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