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Thrill of the Tax



Coming soon for the XBone, the tale of a secret order of accountants who have exerted their influence over history for centuries. You take the role as chief accountant, and are sworn to undertake dang...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 25, 2018



Coming Soon in 2017!



So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 06, 2017



Pokémon Go? Hell no.



Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2016



Grand Theft... wait, what?



Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Either way, it's one hell of an experience, and the critics...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 04, 2016



Turn down for guts!



A series of video clips of whales exploding, set to everyone's favorite summer jam. It's a Lil' Jon-tage. Get it?

I never realized how many videos are out there of dead whales exploding due to inte...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 13, 2015



Radio Clip: Latrell



Ok, so back before I was a rapper, and consequently, before I did this website, I was the co-host of a radio show. The radio show was called "One-Hour Pharmacy" - because it was an hour long, and the ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 25, 2015



HorseSex Sim



So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 21, 2014



Booty. Booty! BOOTY!



Yes, I keep telling myself I'll stop making loops, but sometimes it's necessary, damnit!

In this particular case, I feel the world might need a clip espousing the glory of a quantity of booty. Ther...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 28, 2014



Mr. T Simulator



Picked up this game for the Xbone today. Gonna see if it lives up to all the hype I've been hearing.

I'm eager to challenge all my friends in "T for Two" party game mode, and join the millions of p...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 27, 2014



Jay-Z elevator fight, w/audio.



You might have seen this on the news, if you're into trashy celebrity shit from TMZ. However, their version doesn't tell the whole story.

I have managed to recover the audio using a proprietary tec...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 12, 2014



Tech N9ne BK commercial



A few years back, Burger King wanted to use Tech N9ne's song to sell their burgers. the ad was put together, but due to contractual issues, it was never able to be aired.

This footage is taken from...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 13, 2014



Shaq Attaq



MC Hammer's tribute to Shaq. You see, back in the mid-90s, Hammer's star was fading, but Shaq was on the rise, and has yet to ever slow down. So, being the decent fellow that he was, Hammer decided to...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 16, 2013



You're a dog!



Some background here.

In 1990, the now-late actor Peter Boyle was the protagonist in a show about a dead cop who gets reincarnated as a talking dog, and sets about trying to find his killer, among ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 27, 2013



What are you on, bitch?



Once again, Bill Dynamite informs a particularly spurious woman that she has breached a contractual agreement, and must be given a warning.

One in a series of video clips ending in "bitch!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 18, 2013



Watermelon Rape



One of the United States' most inspiring historical figures, William Q. Dynamite, is asked what he would rather do than forcibly copulate with the woman shown here.

His hypothetical alternative pre...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 29, 2012



You got the duck-bill...



You got the duck-bill; lizard, too.

A commentary on "duck face" self-photos, or just something that happened because I had a pringles commercial from the early 1990s stuck in my head?

You decide...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 25, 2012









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