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Pizza Ordering Tips!

Ever think you could be doing a better job of ordering pizza on the phone? Well, I have some surefire tips to help you maximize the quality of your pizza delivery experience. Read and learn!...

Posted: Nov. 16, 2017

Stop! Stabbertime!

According to pretty much every slasher movie I've ever seen, this is 100% true. Just lumber along and death-kill everyone and you won't get caught by the cops. In fact, the only way you can be stopped...

Posted: Oct. 30, 2017

Halloween Tips

It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.

Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...

Posted: Sep. 18, 2017

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