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Ever have a boring day where you have to interact with people? Well, play this game and see how many strange looks or follow up question you get.

Bonus points for explaining yourself without mentio...

Posted: Mar. 26, 2018

Help! My nanny is...

Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season....

Posted: Mar. 21, 2015


What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...

Posted: Sep. 05, 2014

Shaq Attaq

MC Hammer's tribute to Shaq. You see, back in the mid-90s, Hammer's star was fading, but Shaq was on the rise, and has yet to ever slow down. So, being the decent fellow that he was, Hammer decided to...

Posted: Dec. 16, 2013

Never Forget

This 9/11, we must remember to never forget....

Posted: Sep. 11, 2013


I, uh, got into a brief period where I experimented with some pop-culture stuff. This is the Shaq mosaic, prominently featuring underpants from the movie "Kazaam," and a large quantity of meat....

Posted: Jul. 19, 2013

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