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Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.

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Most Popular Searches

Here's a map sorting the 50th most popular search trends for pornographic material, according to the Internet's 37th most popular smut aggregator. The top searches are always so bland, but the real ch...

Posted: Jun. 08, 2017


Everyone's favorite sasquatch-related newsmagazine.
From bottom to top, Sasq-Watch don't stop, covering all the latest in sasquatch news, fashion, and accessories, all from a gentleman's perspective....

Posted: Jun. 28, 2013

MC Hammer fights crime

As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enoug...

Posted: Jul. 03, 2012

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