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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



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That's Just Grape!



We all know that in these uncertain times, we can always choose one candidate who stands for bricks of squishy, sugary deliciousness. Whose flavor endures long after the other candidates have lost all...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 27, 2016



News Update #3



Those nutty Japanese and their odd lust for whale meat have gotten themselves into trouble with the International Court of Justice again. I think this new ruling won't slow them down for long, knowing...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 16, 2016



Proverb #7



Sometimes, we need a little wisdom before we can bring ourselves to face the day. A little encouragement from those who came before us.
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Posted: Jul. 26, 2015



Savage Henry Cover



Last month, I was asked to do an "alternate universe" style cover for some chums at Savage Henry Independent Times in the theme of "punk," and so I did.

I drew upon many years of being handed poorl...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 09, 2015



Johnny Facepunch



From the depths of something, he waited.

From the masters of really annoying horror, comes the movie nobody was waiting for.

The tale of JOHNNY FACEPUNCH!

Get ready to get your face all sorts...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 21, 2013









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