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Bombs Away?





The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!...



Posted: Jul. 24, 2018

A New Business





Sometimes, the world of business will open itself up for untold fortune and limitless opportunity if you have a good enough idea. I believe I have a good enough idea. Hybrid businesses are the wave of...



Posted: Feb. 21, 2018

Halloween Tips





It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.

Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...



Posted: Sep. 18, 2017

Gym Time!





Time to go to the gym! Aw, nuts. They're closed. Maybe next time...



Posted: Aug. 23, 2017

Evil Life Tip #17





A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk....



Posted: Apr. 25, 2017

The Hipstore!





Good news, lovers of thrift store fashions. Now you can pick that vintage goodness "off the vine," so to speak. Claim first dibs before the clothes you seek even have a chance to hit the rack. Don't b...



Posted: Sep. 29, 2016

Dog Drone Airlift





Well, I found this clip of someone walking their dog with a drone, and then subsequently airlifting it out to an unknown destination.

I decided to put some theme music to it. Without sound, it sort...



Posted: Jul. 04, 2016

Nostalgia





Just made this for the people who indulge in pointless nostalgia on social media. Hint: I don't like people who do that....



Posted: May. 21, 2016

Thuggish Ruggish Bones





Yeah, I think ol' Snoop's idea about simplifying the character was maybe taking it and making it a little too simple.

Then again, maybe it would have worked, and the director was a fool not to try ...



Posted: May. 05, 2015

Ernest vs. Jason





I think this would have shattered box-office records, as it would have been one of the formative horror-movie crossovers.

If you think Ernest movies aren't horror movies, you haven't been over 12 ...



Posted: May. 03, 2015

Hokus Pokus





Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#22 - and I've always wondered about this, what with all the putting things here and there with such force...


To vote for th...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2015

Romance Comics





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #2





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #3





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #4





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #5





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #6





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #7





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #8





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #9





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #10





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #11





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #12





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #13





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #14





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #15





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #16





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #17





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #18





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #19





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #20





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #21





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #22





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014

Romance Comics #23





Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014


Ernest's last movie





Towards the end of his days, Jim Varney, who portrays the titular Ernest, made a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
This being the final one, before he died, and presumably did indeed go to some manner ...



Posted: Aug. 01, 2013

Halo-halo explained





So, in the Philippines, there's a dessert dish called halo-halo. It's supposed to be a collection of otherwise unrelated sweet things, which are supposed to all go together well.

I found this pictu...



Posted: May. 24, 2012

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