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Milkin' what now?





Ever wonder how the good people at your local organic bullshit co-op get you the premium non-bovine milk that everyone loves? By following these simple steps!...



Posted: May. 11, 2018

Milk is many things





Breakfast cereal. A seemingly simple concoction of dried grains, splashed with milk. But the milk, she changes. What happens when you add milk to cereal? It transforms, but into what?...



Posted: Sep. 29, 2017

Have a glass of...





'Tis the season to celebrate. I suggest pouring yourself a nice, tall glass of this stuff while you're watching all the movies they marathon on MLKing Day....



Posted: Jan. 15, 2016

The Milkman Cometh





Every now and then, comes a film, so shocking in its nature that you can't help but watch it and eat loudly. This is one of those films. Based on real events in the summer of 1974. A small farming com...



Posted: Aug. 31, 2015

Jus' milkin' it





I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #38.
I'm packin' teat.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....



Posted: Mar. 04, 2015

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