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Shady Daycares





Child raising has many trials and tribulations. What do you feed them so they're the most healthy? How much Dora the Explorer is safe for any one creature, and is what she's exploring safe for childre...



Posted: Sep. 27, 2017

Punishment Cereal





Are your kids acting up? Do you need to show them the deal and lay down the law? Are you opposed to savage beatings, and think washing their mouths out with soap is too old-fashioned? Well, do I have ...



Posted: Sep. 24, 2016

Participant Awards?





We live in an age where kids get award pretty much just for showing up to school.
But why is the label so bland as to be "participant?"

Everyone has things about them that we can celebrate instea...



Posted: Mar. 12, 2016

No Bully, pls!





It's back-to-school season, and this is something every parent should consider purchasing for their children. Better safe than sorry, you know....



Posted: Aug. 05, 2015

The Little Engine...





Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!

So, natu...



Posted: Jun. 26, 2015

Kids NEED things





Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#26 - I stand by it!

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Posted: Feb. 16, 2015

Honk, honk!





I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #8.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

It burns!





Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#21 - and oh, there's truth there.

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Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Children's Book





So, they* asked me to write a children's book, to entertain the youngsters at dentists' offices the world over.

I decided to take the approach of explaining real-world intricacies in terms kids can...



Posted: Feb. 06, 2014

Kony's Kidz





Oh, that rascal Joe Kony and his army of children. Our good friends over at One-Hour Pharmacy decided to sponsor a charity campaign in order to help out those little scamps and keep them out of harm's...



Posted: Apr. 26, 2012

The Fucking Tree





I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ...



Posted: Feb. 17, 2012

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