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Things I Say To My Cat

Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list....

Posted: Mar. 29, 2018

Burger conundrum

I had this idea that a cut disk of pizza could serve as a perfect replacement for all the standard-method garnishes usually found on a burger. Onions, tomatoes, mushrooms... they could all be added in...

Posted: Nov. 11, 2017

Shaq Attaq

MC Hammer's tribute to Shaq. You see, back in the mid-90s, Hammer's star was fading, but Shaq was on the rise, and has yet to ever slow down. So, being the decent fellow that he was, Hammer decided to...

Posted: Dec. 16, 2013

Robble my knobble

Here's another fast-food character thing.
I have no more explanations for this, than the Grimace one. You're just going to have to learn to live with that.

I call this piece "Serial Robbla."

I ...

Posted: Jul. 23, 2013

MC Hammer fights crime

As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enoug...

Posted: Jul. 03, 2012

Reading Time!

Now, while I didn't "create" this, per se, I did take a photograph someone took of a poster found in an elementary school library and digitally removed all the wrinkles in the paper(as best I could) a...

Posted: Jul. 02, 2012

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