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Goose Fact





Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ...



Posted: Apr. 04, 2018

Alt Universe Fact #32





The universe contains so many mysteries. The multiverse hypothesis states that every decision ever made by... anything... results in a branch-off into an alternate universe for the road not taken.

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Posted: Jan. 14, 2018

American Grading





Why is the American letter grading system so odd-seeming? Well, it actually makes perfect sense if you think about it for a little bit, so come, let's do just that. You will not be graded....



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017

Nature Fact #5





It's been awhile since I published any fascinating nature facts. Aren't elephants just amazing creatures? They can't jump, but apparently, they can bump, a LOT.

See the rest of the nature fact coll...



Posted: Mar. 04, 2016

Squirrels!





There are predominantly two kinds of squirrels in the continental USA. I had no idea how to tell them apart until recently, after a very scientific study on squirrel bits. Now, my knowledge can help y...



Posted: Nov. 06, 2015

King Who?





You know, I kind of wish "King Ralph" was a sequel or remake of "Kong." Would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining....



Posted: May. 07, 2015

Lepre-consarnit





Sometimes, trying to avoid cultural appropriation is a struggle you just can't win....



Posted: May. 06, 2015

SPURM!





I think this would have taken the movie in a bold new direction....



Posted: May. 06, 2015

Thuggish Ruggish Bones





Yeah, I think ol' Snoop's idea about simplifying the character was maybe taking it and making it a little too simple.

Then again, maybe it would have worked, and the director was a fool not to try ...



Posted: May. 05, 2015

Alien vs. Good Taste





The hopes we all had for this movie when it first came out, all shattered. But we can just pretend that movie... and the series it spawned, just don't exist.
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Posted: May. 04, 2015

Patch Cure-all





No word on whether or not it actually works. I'm betting it does, because laughter is the best medicine, and blasting rails of Patch Adams up your booger-chute is the best way to get those laughs in t...



Posted: May. 04, 2015

Animal Cracker-geddon





Reportedly, he would just sit there, chewing, with a goofy smile on his face, and then he'd bare his cracker-filthy smile directly at the camera and hold his gaze for minutes at a time.

It was not ...



Posted: May. 04, 2015

Turner? Hooch?





It's amazing how drastically some films change after a few script revisions....



Posted: May. 03, 2015

Da foe changed





To be fair, it's not all that much of a change.
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Posted: May. 03, 2015

Ernest vs. Jason





I think this would have shattered box-office records, as it would have been one of the formative horror-movie crossovers.

If you think Ernest movies aren't horror movies, you haven't been over 12 ...



Posted: May. 03, 2015

Horsing around





Adam Sandler is firm as fudge on this one, as he believes it preserves the artistic integrity of the films.
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Posted: May. 02, 2015

That Robin Williams...





Truly one of the great comedians and actors of our age. I can only imagine the hilarity he would have added to that, or any film.

It seems that his replacement will be Bill Cosby....



Posted: May. 02, 2015

Johnny's deep





Fan favorite Johnny Depp is not one to rest on his laurels. He still makes great efforts to ensure that his acting is top-notch....



Posted: May. 02, 2015

Jack's back





Truly, this is a mystery that will inspire quizzical looks among film students and moviegoers for ages to come....



Posted: May. 02, 2015

Who's Your Caddy?





It is unknown to science whether or not this means that all other movies there are more terrible than this one, or that this one is merely subjectively deemed better than all the rest.

Regardless, ...



Posted: May. 02, 2015

Welcome to URF!





Something most folks don't know about the smash hit, "Independence Day."

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Posted: May. 01, 2015

Oops!





The very popular recent series of kids' books, "The Hunger Games," have made for a very popular recent movie series.

But, like all Hollywood productions, they're not without their little blunders....



Posted: May. 01, 2015

Charlie, no!





Working on the set of "Willy Wonka" must have been like a very 1970s dream come true, except shooting the river scenes. Or if you are afraid of midgets and dwarfs... then it would be hell. A short, or...



Posted: May. 01, 2015

Crotch Capers





Disney are well-known for having hidden scenes with oddball material and references to other films. In this case though, I'm not really sure what they're trying to get across... aside from groin lust,...



Posted: May. 01, 2015

The Horror!





What do you know? Watching horror films is good for body and mind.

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Posted: May. 01, 2015

Nature Facts #1





Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

This one concerns the Oregon chub, and its unique defense mechanisms....



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014

Nature Facts #2





Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

This fact is about the Yellow Crazy Ant, and its unique behavior....



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014

Nature Facts #3





Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

Isn't nature amazing? The glory of the animal kingdom......



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014

Nature Facts #4





Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

This fact is about the emu, most hated of all ratites....



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014

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