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Favorite Celebrations





In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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Posted: Dec. 11, 2017

Frosty wants to see





You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...



Posted: Nov. 26, 2017

Bux Cup





So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...



Posted: Nov. 21, 2017

Merry Tech-smas





Picked this up today. Those old songs really come alive when Tech re-imagines them.
I particularly liked "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fistmas!"...



Posted: Dec. 07, 2015

A F├╝hrer for Christmas





A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.

Watch their initiall...



Posted: Aug. 12, 2013

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