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A Well-Balanced Breakfast

Is your morning meal getting boring? Are you tired of the same old thing, over and over again? Well, the Cap'n™ has just the thing! It's positively crawling with flavor and goodness that's very much...

Posted: Feb. 08, 2018

Milk is many things

Breakfast cereal. A seemingly simple concoction of dried grains, splashed with milk. But the milk, she changes. What happens when you add milk to cereal? It transforms, but into what?...

Posted: Sep. 29, 2017

Punishment Cereal

Are your kids acting up? Do you need to show them the deal and lay down the law? Are you opposed to savage beatings, and think washing their mouths out with soap is too old-fashioned? Well, do I have ...

Posted: Sep. 24, 2016

Cream of what?

Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!

It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro...

Posted: Dec. 25, 2015

More Oats N' Shit

A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.


Posted: Dec. 18, 2015

Oats n' Shit

I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.

Posted: Nov. 12, 2014

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