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Unpopular Church Names





Survey results for the least-popular names for churches in the United States....



Posted: Nov. 29, 2018

Know The Signs





They could be anywhere, at any time, waiting... watching... Learn how to spot them and save yourself time and money, maybe. If you were referred here from this graphic on social media or something, I'...



Posted: Jun. 04, 2018

Things I Say To My Cat





Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list....



Posted: Mar. 29, 2018

A New Business





Sometimes, the world of business will open itself up for untold fortune and limitless opportunity if you have a good enough idea. I believe I have a good enough idea. Hybrid businesses are the wave of...



Posted: Feb. 21, 2018

Grown-up Tastes





You can dance around it, you can make excuses, you can say it's okay if it's gourmet, or handmade by monks. You can claim there are exceptions for certain things like chicken nuggets or fries. Hell, y...



Posted: Oct. 24, 2017

Army Breakfast Tips





Ah, the US Army. A bastion of knowledge. They make instructional films for everything from the maintenance of complex military hardware, to how be to polish DVDs of "Cop And A Half," to... well... get...



Posted: Sep. 09, 2017

Tona Danza IS...





Sometimes a man finds himself cast off from the only world he's ever known. When that kind of thing happens, people generally tend to wander around and start beating ass to make things better.

This...



Posted: Jan. 01, 2016

Reality TV is BACK!





This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors ...



Posted: Jun. 18, 2015

Sex Machine





Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an ed...



Posted: Feb. 13, 2014

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