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Best in its class





Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf....



Posted: Jul. 14, 2018

Road Trip Games!





A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal....



Posted: May. 04, 2018

Uber/Lyft Bingo





Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...



Posted: Nov. 23, 2017

Shady Daycares





Child raising has many trials and tribulations. What do you feed them so they're the most healthy? How much Dora the Explorer is safe for any one creature, and is what she's exploring safe for childre...



Posted: Sep. 27, 2017

Cartoon Life Lessons





Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...



Posted: Mar. 14, 2017

Driving Bulletin





I don't know if this happens a lot in other places, but where I live, this happens ALL. THE. TIME. I simply cannot comprehend the mindset behind doing this voluntarily, unless someone is trying to get...



Posted: Oct. 06, 2016

Special Holiday!





Apparently, it was a holiday today, and I didn't even realize it until I got on the road earlier!

If you were also confused, I made this handy guide to help understand the customs and traditions of...



Posted: Nov. 22, 2015

Rejected Car Names





I have compiled a list of car names once considered by major automotive manufacturers, but for whatever reason, simply didn't make the cut.

Can you see what the problem is? Me? I'd totally drive a ...



Posted: Jun. 25, 2015

Sympathy card #3





So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...



Posted: Jun. 21, 2015

Sympathy card #3 w/WANG!





So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I've...



Posted: Jun. 21, 2015

Sympathy card #2





So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...



Posted: Jun. 20, 2015

Sympathy cards





So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...



Posted: Jun. 19, 2015

My other Elton John...





I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #12, and no, I don't know why.


To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Stalinist Russia Postcard





Made this a while ago, when challenged to make a postcard about gulags. I don't really know what more to say about it, so I'll let it speak for itself.

Send to relatives and friends when you leave ...



Posted: Sep. 04, 2013

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