One-stop shopping for hurt
They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls....
Posted: Apr. 24, 2018
Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?...
Posted: Apr. 19, 2018
Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ...
Posted: Apr. 04, 2018
Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo...
Posted: Nov. 28, 2017
American Bore Story
So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.
Posted: Sep. 06, 2017
Evil Life Tip #17
A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk....
Posted: Apr. 25, 2017
A good source of protein.
Indulge in decadence by getting yourself a box of these delightful treats. They're pure meat, dipped in pure milk chocolate, for a taste sensation that will have you robbing people at bus stations in ...
Posted: Apr. 11, 2017
Coming soon to SYFY!
In the spirit of rather zany disaster movies, comes the latest original offering from SYFY! Don't worry about the fact that we were forced to change our name and picked the dumbest thing anyone could ...
Posted: Mar. 11, 2017
Scent of a candle
A lot of research and development goes in to making those smells that people put in expensive-ass candles these days.
Posted: Jun. 03, 2016
Cancer: The Board Game!
You know the game of Life®, the board game with the little cars and the spinner? Yeah, this isn't like that game at all.
Posted: Nov. 16, 2015
Sometimes, you're in a rush. It's modern times, and nobody ever has time to devote their full attention to anything anymore! Crazy to think you can sit even your own family down for ten, or even five ...
Posted: Aug. 07, 2015