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You! You there! Start socking everyone! SOCK THEM ALL!
Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?...(Click to see more)
Sometimes, you're in a rush. It's modern times, and nobody ever has time to devote their full attention to anything anymore! Crazy to think you can sit even your own family down for ten, or even five ...(Click to see more)