The Art and Science...
The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
Posted: Sep. 06, 2018
The Zuck factor
That Mark Zuckerberg, lord of online data collection and ruler of online media outlets, always under scrutiny for acting not quite right. Regardless of the reason, I've got some ideas I think he could...
Posted: Apr. 11, 2018
I don't like to talk about politics. At all. Ever. Especially publicly. Nobody gives a fuck what anyone's political views are. However, do not confuse this for a political post, despite the fact that ...
Posted: Nov. 18, 2017
Comic Sound Effects
Comic books have the interesting duty of translating sounds into words on paper. Sometimes it works, and sometimes... less so. Here are the least popular comic book sound effects in use today. ...
Posted: Oct. 04, 2017
Yet another in a line of "Choose Your Own Adventure" stories. Man, I sure loved these as a kid. I must have read them all. ...
Posted: Jun. 12, 2017
Another in a series of children's adventure books where you pick the uncomfortable, disgusting, and therapy-inducing ending. A lovely summer read....
Posted: Jun. 02, 2017
Choose Your Destiny
I always loved those books where you get to pick the outcome. In this tale, someone made a shitty joke, and now everyone has to attend a mandatory seminar. Dodge the perils of the office as you attemp...
Posted: May. 17, 2017
Romance Novel #2
Ah, the treasure people leave behind at bus stops. ...
Posted: May. 13, 2017
My first what now?
Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ...
Posted: Apr. 21, 2017
Parenting is tough, and nobody wants to foster the growth of another generation of inept adult children. What to do? Well, a behavioral therapist has shared her advice in this new book. I can't put it...
Posted: Apr. 03, 2017
Ah, the world of romance novels. Where fantasy artists get a break from drawing dragons for D&D manuals, and instead draw flowy dresses, huge pecs, and open shirts for a little change of pace. Like th...
Posted: Jun. 22, 2016
Kids these days have a wide range of futures open to them. A truly modern yearbook embraces trends, and has categories relevant to more likely futures than just the standard "likely to succeed" or "li...
Posted: Mar. 21, 2016
Psycho Couple Bingo
We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ...
Posted: Mar. 14, 2016
Little Golden Books
We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea...
Posted: Nov. 30, 2015
What about ghosts?
I have always had an affinity for the paranormal, so I decided to write a book about the spirit world, and how to interface with it, in order to communicate. And by "communicate," I of course mean to ...
Posted: Aug. 18, 2015
The Little Engine...
Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!
Posted: Jun. 26, 2015
So, they* asked me to write a children's book, to entertain the youngsters at dentists' offices the world over.
Posted: Feb. 06, 2014
Helping the Special People
The original title of this book was "Helping The Retarded To Know God."
Posted: Jun. 13, 2013
The Fucking Tree
I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.
Posted: Feb. 17, 2012